Bullseye-seagull/Nautical Collection
These feathered bombardiers were the result of an unfortunate screw-up made by an eager young naval scientist during WWII. His mission was to bomb the $@% out of the enemy. Sure explains seagulls!
Captain Poopdeck- Nautical Bottlestopper
Captain's only true love is the sea. He says he likes a woman in his arms and not on his hands. He brags no woman has been able to pin anything on him since he wore diapers.
Clamsock Plimsoll-Nautical Collection
Ol' Clamsock has been around since Moby Dick was a guppy. This Ol'Salt claims he was born with bilge water in his veins and barnacles on his britches. He claims he has caught crabs in every port !
Gordon Phisherman-Nautical Collection
Gordon is a 5th generation lobsterman. Lobstering is a lot of work for very little pay. In fact, Gordon is so poor he got married just for the rice.
Porthole Pete-Nautical Collection
Pete is one th finest sailors to ever hoist a sail. He claims he could sail the Titanic through a knothole and never scratch the hull. His secret to long happy life: never approach a seagull from the bottom, a swordfish from the front, or an angry wench from any direction.
Shanghai Louie-one legged pirate/Nautical Collection
Shanghai comes from a tough pirate family, so tough in fact anyone with two ears is considered a sissy. He once dialed Dial-A-Prayer by accident and they even told him to go to Hell.