Sam is so slow he's been a brakeman for the railroad for 25 years and only has 18 years experience. When he asked for a raise the boss promised to pay him what he is worth, Sam said Heck I already make more than that now.
Cole is the laziest railroad employee in the world. He's so lazy he puts popcorn in his pancake mix so they flip themselves. His favorite saying is "Hard work never killed anyone but relaxing never caused bodily harm either"